PAMPY’S POST – APR26b

1. It unlocks tight hips (fast)

Modern life = chair, car, couch.

Deep squat:

  • Opens hip flexors
  • Restores internal/external rotation
  • Frees up that “blocked” lower back feeling

Your back often isn’t the problem… your hips are.

2. It re-teaches your body how to move

You’re not stretching… you’re re-learning.

  • Ankles, knees, hips all working together
  • Restoring natural movement patterns
  • Improving coordination without thinking about it

It’s movement education… not exercise.

3. It fixes ankles (the hidden limiter)

If your heels lift → your ankles are stiff.

Daily squatting:

  • Improves ankle dorsiflexion
  • Reduces stress on knees & lower back
  • Carries straight into walking, running, lifting

Good ankles = everything downstream works better.

4. It decompresses your spine

Done right, it’s like a gentle reset:

  • Spine lengthens
  • Pelvis finds neutral
  • Back muscles switch off

Many people feel instant relief here.

5. It supports digestion (yep… really)

This is the natural human “toilet posture.”

  • Improves bowel mechanics
  • Reduces straining
  • Supports gut function

There’s a reason squat toilets exist.

6. It’s a longevity marker

Simple test:

Can you get into a deep squat… and get out… without using your hands?

That’s strongly linked to:

  • Mobility
  • Strength
  • Balance
  • Injury risk

Lose this… and things tend to unravel.

Step 1 — Get there however you can
  • Feet about shoulder width
  • Toes slightly out
  • Drop your hips down

Don’t overthink it.

Step 2 — Heels stay down (non-negotiable)

If they lift:

  • Widen stance
  • Turn toes out more
  • Or hold onto something

Heels down = magic happens.

Step 3 — Sit and breathe
  • Chest tall-ish
  • Elbows gently press knees out
  • Slow nasal breathing
  • Or just watch the footy for two sets of six tackles

👉 Stay relaxed, not forced.

Step 4 — Accumulate time

Start with:

  • 20–30 seconds

Build to:

  • 1–2 minutes daily

👉 Bridge up to two minutes – believe me, it isn’t that easy, now!

Step 5 — Make it yours
  • Hold onto a bench
  • Add gentle rocking
  • Shift side to side

👉 This is not a “perfect position” game.

Now, here’s a 2 minute countdown clock ⏱️
That’s right — can you make two minutes? Daily!
02:00
Drop in, breathe, and let the body loosen up.